/b/ Randurr

I’m a gay degenerate, I talk shit with my burgers, I’m on twitch, I’m on porn, I’m on reddit, I’m a fan of the New York Giants, I’ll try anything once, I’m on meth, I love Jesus and hate Muslims, I love dogs and hate cats, I’m a good friend and a shitty boyfriend, I love to travel but hate crowds, I have so many bad habits, I’m a narcissist, I’m a coward, I’m a dick, I’ll root for anyone but my team, I’m a hypocrite, I’m a sycophant, I’m sorry for everything, I have a nice ass, I hope you die, I love you man, I’m a piece of shit, I hope you’re happy, I’m a joke, I’m the punchline, I’m a loser, I’m a winner, I’m a gambler, I’m broke, I’m rich, I’m fat, I’m skinny, I’m a big dick, I’m a small dick, I’m a big pussy, I’m a small pussy, I’m a coward, I’m brave, I’m a terrible friend, I’m a great friend, I’m a terrible lover